Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I
have something in my pants. It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know
what it is?"
have something in my pants. It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know
what it is?"
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