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• What's another def of pain?? Sliding down the CN tower with razor blades strapped to your butt and then landing in a bowl of iodine!
• Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
• What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
• What's the definition of gross??? Diving into a bowl of snot and eating your way out!
• Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
  A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff....
• Q: What is the definition of agony? A: Being a one-armed man hanging off a cliff, and having an attack of jock itch.
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
  They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife....
• What's the definition of bad acne? -- Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.