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  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
  The American says, "I can't belive you don't have cars here!...
• A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door.
  Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that....
• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
• Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light.
  A cop pulls him over and says "I'm going to give you a ticket for running the light....
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....