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• At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time.
  A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed....
• 337. At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time.
  A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed....
• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... <BR><BR> You're afraid to wash your car because it may stop running....
• Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!
• Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of buying a PC.
  Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year....
• Machine wash, warm, tumble dry.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....