Q: How do you catch a 'unique' rabbit?
A: You (s)neak up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame (same) way.
I know they're stupid but I know a cute blonde that laughs everytime
she hears them.
You will have heard of the rabbit who washed his thing and couldn't
do a hare with it.
"If you're sad, get a bunny,
If you're sad, get a bunny,
'Cause bunnies go hop! hop!
'Cause bunnies go hop! hop!
'Cause bunnies go hophop kinda funny!"
- stolen off someone's .sig
A: You (s)neak up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame (same) way.
I know they're stupid but I know a cute blonde that laughs everytime
she hears them.
You will have heard of the rabbit who washed his thing and couldn't
do a hare with it.
"If you're sad, get a bunny,
If you're sad, get a bunny,
'Cause bunnies go hop! hop!
'Cause bunnies go hop! hop!
'Cause bunnies go hophop kinda funny!"
- stolen off someone's .sig
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