One day three school boys were discussing which way you enter heaven first.
The first boy said, "You enter with your hands first because you're praying
to God as you go up." The second one argued, "No, no. You enter with your
head first because you're thinking about God and God is in your mind." The
third one retorted, "No, no, no. You enter with your feet first." Puzzled,
the other two boys inquired, "Feet first? How do you figure that?" To which
the boy replied, "Well, the other morning I walked in on mommy and daddy,
and mommy had her feet way up in the air as she was screaming, 'Oh God, I'm