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• SInce we're into USSR jokes: Every philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room
  Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, but the cat isn't there...
• On this farm there used to be a cat and a rooster, but the rooster and the cat didn't get along very well.
  The cat was nosey about where the rooster went everyday, but the rooster wouldn't tell him anything at all and this made the cat mad....
• An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome, Alaska.
  He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb but the bartender noticed that this one particular Eskimo was carrying a shotgun and a bucket of crap in one hand and a pretty fluffy cat in the other arm....
• It is bad luck to be superstitious.
• It's bad luck to be superstitious.
• Bill the Cat _ __/| \'o.O' =(___)= U ; ' ' '
• Never try to outstubborn a cat.