A man invites his lawyer and accountant into his office. "Gentlemen, " he
says, "I have a simple question. How much is two plus two?"
The accountant clears his throat and says that he thinks it's probably
four, but he can't be sure without a full audit.
The lawyer says to the accountant, "excuse us please." The accountant
leaves. The lawyer goes to the door, opens it, looks both ways up and down
the hall, closes it carefully, and sits back down. Leaning accross the
desk, he whispers conspiritorially, "How much would you like it to be?"
says, "I have a simple question. How much is two plus two?"
The accountant clears his throat and says that he thinks it's probably
four, but he can't be sure without a full audit.
The lawyer says to the accountant, "excuse us please." The accountant
leaves. The lawyer goes to the door, opens it, looks both ways up and down
the hall, closes it carefully, and sits back down. Leaning accross the
desk, he whispers conspiritorially, "How much would you like it to be?"
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