FLY IN THE SOUP "Waiter, What's That Fly Doing In My Soup?
FLY IN THE SOUP
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?"
"I think it's the backstroke, sir."
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" "Oh dear, now the chef has no meat to put in your entree!
"You mean that you didn't order the Chef's Surprise soup, sir?...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
There was this man in a restaurant who had ordered some soup.
But the waiter kept him waiting (what else does a waiter do)....
Having just finished his meal, the restaraunt customer was eagerly looking forward to enjoying a good cup of coffee before he left.
As the waiter returned from the kitchen, the customer noticed that the waiter was holding the cup in such a way that his thumb curled over the rim of the cup and was actually submerged in the brew....
A man walks into a cake shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a doughnut.
The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
Go! And never darken my towels again!" --Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup".
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained....