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• EL AL = EVERY LANDING ALWAYS LATE TAP = TAKE ANOTHER PLANE KLM = KOOKY LANDING MACHINERY PAN AM = PRICES ARE NOT ALWAYS MODERATE USAIR = UN SAFE AS IN RUIN TWA = TAKE WHATEVER'S AVAILABLE BOAC = BLOODY OLD AIR CRAP CAAC = CHANCES ARE ANYTHING'S CHOICER PSA = PRETTY SHITTY AIRLINE AIRCAL = AM I REALLY CARING ARRIVING LATE?
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Announcing the: 1988 REC.
  HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....