GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not.
GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not.
GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!
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