How Many Graduate Students Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000
grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the
shit work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly
vital question.

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