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• How many Mid-Westerner's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to change the light bulb, four to read the directions....
• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many strong Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many Iranians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....