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• Q:" How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300. One to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
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  A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem....
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