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  2. Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that....
• There's an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and they are all attending a convention at some hotel.
  A fire breaks out when everyone is asleep. The engineer wakes up, smells the smoke, gets up, runs out into the hallway, runs to the nearest firehose, and douses the entire room with water....
• I have never tried this, but a chemist friend of mine told me of a practical joke.
  Get a hold of the victims coffee cup. Make sure its empty....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Your Morning Coffee... A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.
  He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee....
• Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....
• A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
  It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES....