This is a brief introduction to GAG, a new action group designed to help
out those who are less fortunate than us. Yes, you know who I am talking
about. Germs. GAG (Germs Are Good), is a group for the protection of
innocent germs.
Have you ever thought about the thousands and thousands and thousands of
Germs you are killing when you take unnecessary medicine? No, I bet you
haven't. Well, now is the time to take notice.
GAG will be forming a Political Action Committee (PAC), to lobby for the
banning of all antibiotics, sterilization equipment and the establishment
of local neighborhood germ growing areas.
Addresses and Membership Information will be posted in the next few days.
Our Creedo... Remember, when you take that medicine, GAG.
The protection of Germs rights is of the upmost priority. A civilization
is judged not on it's technical prowess, but on how it treats it's germs.
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Here it is folks, the oneliner file. Over the past year, I have
received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but
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