Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
One to write the light bulb insertion program, and
One to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure
nobody else tries to change the light bulb.
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
A: Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
One to write the light bulb insertion program, and
One to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure
nobody else tries to change the light bulb.
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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