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• How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
• How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
  "A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark....
• How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Libertarians never change light bulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark....
• Q: How many people from California does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....