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• Q:" How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Sorry - light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. Note: Think 2001: A Space Odyssey....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there were no light bulbs in the thirteenth century....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....
• Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....