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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Q: What's the differnce between an Iranian funeral and an English soccer match?
  A: They sell beer at an English soccer match....
• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• 1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .
  . a) be a strong member of the Axis powers b) act as a staging area for activities in the Mediterranean c) get stomped flat by the Allies before Germany did 2) Who fired the last 3 shots into Mussolini's body?...
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.
  5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?...
• How to make an Irishman Mad Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.
  One guy said he was going to make him mad. He walked over to the irish man and tapped him on the shoulder....