Brothers and Sisters
Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his
two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's
grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She
doesn't know that hurts."
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back
in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Jack replied.
Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his
two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's
grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She
doesn't know that hurts."
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back
in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Jack replied.
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