Get a TV...
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the
perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining
light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing.And stay home at
night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a
TV!"
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the
perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining
light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing.And stay home at
night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a
TV!"
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