Family History
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come
to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street
Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put
together all their research notes, only one problem arose - how to handle
great Uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair. The author said
not to worry for he could handle the story tackfully so the book appeared
and it said...
" Great Uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important
government institution. He was attached to his position by the strongest of
ties, and his death came as a great shock."
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come
to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street
Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put
together all their research notes, only one problem arose - how to handle
great Uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair. The author said
not to worry for he could handle the story tackfully so the book appeared
and it said...
" Great Uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important
government institution. He was attached to his position by the strongest of
ties, and his death came as a great shock."
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