Measure Of Success... At Age 4, Success Is . . .

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Measure of Success...
At age 4, success is . . . Not peeing your pants
At age 12, success is . . . Having friends.
At age 20, success is . . . Having sex.
At age 35, success is . . . Making money
At age 60, success is . . . Having sex.
At age 70, success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80, success is . . . Not peeing your pants.

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