You Can Insure Anything...
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very
expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... FIRE. Within a month,
having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, AND having yet to
make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against
the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the
cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay,
citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal
fashion. The man sued... and won. In delivering his ruling, the judge stated
that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted
that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure the
cigars against fire without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable
fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than
endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted
the judge's ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in
"the fires."
*** Here's the funny part ***
After the man cashed his check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24
counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the
previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of
intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive 1
month terms.
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while hen leave to chat
with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has implants -8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain"
and pat her on the rump -5
When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think
she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1
When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say,
"Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6
That woman is her sister -90
You have one drink, and that's it 0
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....
