A Quick Thinking Blonde...
There are three women walking in the woods, a blonde, a brunette, and a
red-head. They hear someone behind them and start running. Ahead of them
they see a shack, which they run into. Once inside they find the only thing
in the shack were three potato sacks. Each of the women jumps into a sack.
The person enters the shack and pokes the first bag (the brunette). She
goes: "woof, woof". The person says: "Oh, it's just a dog." The person pokes
the second sack (the red-head). She goes: "meow". The person says: "Oh, it's
just a cat." Then the person pokes the third sack (the blonde). She goes: