Sayings That Should Be On Those Office Inspirational Posters:

Sayings That Should Be On Those Office Inspirational Posters:
** If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
** Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG
fourteen times gives you job security.
** Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
** Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
** A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
** Plagiarism saves time.
** If at first you don't succeed, try management.
** Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
** TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
** Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by
killing all those who opposed them.
** The beatings will continue until morale improves.
** Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
** We waste time so you don't have to.
** Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
** Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
** A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
** When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
** INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
** Succeed in spite of management.
** Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.