Some Thoughts
** Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California . . . WAS HIS
** Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last
car payment.
** The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during
the week.
** If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.
** Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going
to blame it on you."
** If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap
on a Saturday afternoon.
** Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for
which you would not take money.
** My son told his teacher the Indians could not possibly have served
popcorn to the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving because they didn't have
microwave ovens back then.
** When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
** Is your holier side your altar ego?
** I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed through an
intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?
** What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting
entertainment to be educational?
** Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California . . . WAS HIS
** Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last
car payment.
** The trouble with Sunday drivers is, they don't drive any better during
the week.
** If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.
** Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going
to blame it on you."
** If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap
on a Saturday afternoon.
** Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for
which you would not take money.
** My son told his teacher the Indians could not possibly have served
popcorn to the Pilgrims at the first Thanksgiving because they didn't have
microwave ovens back then.
** When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
** Is your holier side your altar ego?
** I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed through an
intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?
** What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting
entertainment to be educational?
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