Carjacking Foiled!
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her lungs that she "knows how to use it and will shoot if
required.... so get out of MY car!"
The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the drivers seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and
parked four or five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car
and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to
nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the
counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad,
elderly, white woman...... No charges were filed.
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
them at the top of her lungs that she "knows how to use it and will shoot if
required.... so get out of MY car!"
The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the drivers seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and
parked four or five spaces further down. She loaded her bags into her car
and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to
nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the
counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad,
elderly, white woman...... No charges were filed.
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