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A young Irish lad by the name of Paddy arrived in New York City seeking
opportunity in the new land. Before looking for employment, he went to the
nearest parish to pray for success.
As he knelt by the pulpit, he spotted a PINK telephone. Arising, he asked
the nearby priest what the PINK telephone was for? The priest responded that
the phone was used to communicate with GOD!! "And pray tell Father..how much
does it cost to call"? The priest answered...."It is $4.50 for three
minutes".
Years later, after acquiring his trade; Paddy, Colleen and his young family
moved to Chicago. On his first visit to his local church, he again spotted
the PINK telephone. "And pray tell Father...how much does it cost to
communicate with GOD"? The priest answered..."It is $1.50 for three
minutes".
Upon retiring, Paddy and Colleen moved to a Senior's only development in
Scottsdale, Arizona. Of course he soon visited the nearest church; and
immediately looked for the PINK telephone. Again he asked the nearest
priest..."How much does it cost to communicate with GOD"? The priest
answered......"Nothing, It is a local call"!!!
A young Irish lad by the name of Paddy arrived in New York City seeking
opportunity in the new land. Before looking for employment, he went to the
nearest parish to pray for success.
As he knelt by the pulpit, he spotted a PINK telephone. Arising, he asked
the nearby priest what the PINK telephone was for? The priest responded that
the phone was used to communicate with GOD!! "And pray tell Father..how much
does it cost to call"? The priest answered...."It is $4.50 for three
minutes".
Years later, after acquiring his trade; Paddy, Colleen and his young family
moved to Chicago. On his first visit to his local church, he again spotted
the PINK telephone. "And pray tell Father...how much does it cost to
communicate with GOD"? The priest answered..."It is $1.50 for three
minutes".
Upon retiring, Paddy and Colleen moved to a Senior's only development in
Scottsdale, Arizona. Of course he soon visited the nearest church; and
immediately looked for the PINK telephone. Again he asked the nearest
priest..."How much does it cost to communicate with GOD"? The priest
answered......"Nothing, It is a local call"!!!
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