Christmas Pageant
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church.
At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most
important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you
just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to
be an angel."
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church.
At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most
important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well, you
just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to
be an angel."
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