The Mailman's Last Day!
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family
who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a
tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks
at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the
most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went
downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham,
sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was
truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring,
he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the
"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was
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