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• A young boy asks his Grandmother how old she is, to which she replies "That's none of your business.
  So he asks her how much she weighs and again she replies "thats none of your business....
• Your Morning Coffee... A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.
  He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee....
• Old Enough to Cuss There are two boys, one ten and one eight.
  They're upstairs, ready to go downstairs for breakfast....
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
• You Might be a redneck if you understand this Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....