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  ON.CA When questioned as to why he vetoed the minimum wage increase, George Bush is reported to have replied...
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• I heard this on National Public Radio this morning
  A letter from a listener, in regards to a story about the minimum wage proposals said...
• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....
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• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
• President Bush called Dan Quayle into his office. Bush said, "Dan, I want you to go on a fact finding mission to Central America.
  Ok," Dan replied. So, Dan went back to his office and said to his secretary, "Will you please book me a flight to Ohio?...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....