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• Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
• Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
• Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
• When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
• AND NOW THEY LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. 1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.
  5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 2....
• In a similar vein, I saw these in my college in India
  1. A line drawn 20 feet above ground level and the legend, "If you can piss this high, join the fire brigade!...
• looking Forward There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.
  For the sake of this story, we'll call him Jack....
• Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF