"George Washington really remembered things."
"Why? What do you mean?"
"You still celebrate his memory, don't you!"
"Why? What do you mean?"
"You still celebrate his memory, don't you!"
Related:
- George Burns is a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
Oprah:
George, you're around 90 years old, and you still have... - George Carlinisms:
** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world... - George Washington and The Cherry Tree...
George?
Yes,
father? George, I have a very serious question to ask... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - What do you mean,
lupins... - Memory-
What you forget with....... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and... - You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." "You guys
line up alphabetically by height." -
Bill Peterson, former Florida State football coach... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely...
From the same category:
- This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some
time,
and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam... - If everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane... - Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards..... - Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick... - Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing
God.
The white man was certain that God was white, and the...
