Related:

• Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer Here's the background
  Bill works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the campus of CSUC, Chuck is his boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Bill, this actually happened....
• If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
• It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA!
• charging elephants How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
  You take away their credit cards....
• Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged i
• Virus Alert... If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
  Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
• What a Virus! If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.
  Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
• How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
• Real programmers save their backups on punched cards!