Related:

• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial Service today.
  THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans with his presence?...
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....