Japan's Second-largest Tourist Agency Was Mystified When It Entered English-speaking Markets And Began Receiving Requests For Unusual Sex Tours.
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Japan's second-largest tourist agency was mystified when it entered English-speaking markets and began receiving requests for unusual sex tours. Upon finding out why, the owners of Kinki Nippon Tourist Company changed its name.
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