Why Don't Sheep Shrink After It Rains?
Have You Ever Wondered
Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm... * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? * Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?...
Points to Ponder If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic?...
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.