Prom
The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom
pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms. She explained
all about them.
While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a
couple, who looked kind of tough. Her assistant and her started to laugh,
when the little girl interjected "Mommy, it's not nice to make fun of
them because they couldn't get any boy's to ask them to the prom." Out of
the mouth's of babes.
Her mom made the error of saying they probably had a good time anyway,
and the little girl asked why the other girls wanted to go with boys. Her
mom said it was because they had a better time with boys. To which the
little girl asked what they do with the boys that was better. Would you
like a little salt on that foot?
The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom
pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms. She explained
all about them.
While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a
couple, who looked kind of tough. Her assistant and her started to laugh,
when the little girl interjected "Mommy, it's not nice to make fun of
them because they couldn't get any boy's to ask them to the prom." Out of
the mouth's of babes.
Her mom made the error of saying they probably had a good time anyway,
and the little girl asked why the other girls wanted to go with boys. Her
mom said it was because they had a better time with boys. To which the
little girl asked what they do with the boys that was better. Would you
like a little salt on that foot?
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