"Never!!" gasped Polly.
Related:
- quot;Seventeen,"
replied Polly... - quot;ArcSinh!"
she gasped... - quot;Of course not," Polly replied quite properly,
"I'm absolutely convergent!"... - Curly leered,
"I suppose you've never been operated on."... - quot;If you want to keep your expression convergent,
never allow them a single degree of freedom."... - Jesus saves - Gretzky scores on the rebound
"
" - but Moses invests! " " ... - quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"... - quot;What order are you?"
the brute demanded...
From the same category:
- Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party
10. Eggnog smells suspicously like Liquid Paper.
9. Anyone caught under mistletoe gets choked by Latrell... - quot;Shut up,
or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!"... - Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
10.
Make guest appearance on "Ellen" as "Ricky-the Gay... - BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
- that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep
right through it
-
that I would change so much and barely realize it ... - Fun Things to do When Driving
Posted on Rec.Humor By:
Karl A Krueger (kkrueger@osf1.gmu.edu) ...
