clean for a change
Sy comes home after his mother's funeral to try to put the place in order.
He goes up to the attic to look around and finds an old trunk. Looking in
it, he discovers his father's WWll uniform. Sy tries it on and it's a
little tight on him. Before taking it off, he puts his hand in the pocket
and comes up with a ticket. Looking at it, he finds a shoe repair ticket
for Herman's on West 53rd, dated January 14th, 1942. He can barely believe
it. An unclaimed ticket 55 years old. Weeks later, Sy happens to be in the
area of West 53rd and wanders over to see where the shoe repair was. He
can't believe his good luck, a shoe repair store is still there. He wanders
in and tells the story of finding the ticket to the old man. The man says
his name is Herman and has owned the shop for 60 years. "Gimme the ticket"
says Herman and wanders to the back of the shop. Sy is amazed. What good
fortune! What a coincidence! Only in America! Herman comes back. "I've
got your shoes. They'll be done tomorrow!"
Sy comes home after his mother's funeral to try to put the place in order.
He goes up to the attic to look around and finds an old trunk. Looking in
it, he discovers his father's WWll uniform. Sy tries it on and it's a
little tight on him. Before taking it off, he puts his hand in the pocket
and comes up with a ticket. Looking at it, he finds a shoe repair ticket
for Herman's on West 53rd, dated January 14th, 1942. He can barely believe
it. An unclaimed ticket 55 years old. Weeks later, Sy happens to be in the
area of West 53rd and wanders over to see where the shoe repair was. He
can't believe his good luck, a shoe repair store is still there. He wanders
in and tells the story of finding the ticket to the old man. The man says
his name is Herman and has owned the shop for 60 years. "Gimme the ticket"
says Herman and wanders to the back of the shop. Sy is amazed. What good
fortune! What a coincidence! Only in America! Herman comes back. "I've
got your shoes. They'll be done tomorrow!"
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