Three Pastors
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats
in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything -- noise, spray,
cats -- nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the
narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away.
The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church...
Haven't seen one back since" !!!
Opening header is Copyright 1997 by Ian W. Douglas; all rights are
reserved, and no portion should be copied in any way or modified in
any way without permission of the author.
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats
in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything -- noise, spray,
cats -- nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the
narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away.
The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church...
Haven't seen one back since" !!!
Opening header is Copyright 1997 by Ian W. Douglas; all rights are
reserved, and no portion should be copied in any way or modified in
any way without permission of the author.
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