Some Riddles 1. Why It Is Impossible To Send A Telegram To Washington Today ?

Some Riddles 1. Why It Is Impossible To Send A Telegram To Washington Today ?

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1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Ans : Because he is dead.

2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
Ans : It becomes wet.

3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
Ans : TOMORROW

4. Why does a dog bite its tail ?
Ans : To make both ends meet.

5. What looks like half apple ?
Ans : The other half.

6. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
Ans : AGE.

7. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Ans : It caused a revolution.

8. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
Ans : Because it has its own scales.

9. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
Ans : Because it is too tyred.

10. Why letter E is like Death ?
Ans : Because it is end of 'LIFE'

11. What goes up but never comes down ?
Ans : Age.

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