Some Riddles
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Ans : Because he is dead.
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
Ans : It becomes wet.
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
Ans : TOMORROW
4. Why does a dog bite its tail ?
Ans : To make both ends meet.
5. What looks like half apple ?
Ans : The other half.
6. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
Ans : AGE.
7. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Ans : It caused a revolution.
8. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
Ans : Because it has its own scales.
9. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
Ans : Because it is too tyred.
10. Why letter E is like Death ?
Ans : Because it is end of 'LIFE'
11. What goes up but never comes down ?
Ans : Age.
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Ans : Because he is dead.
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
Ans : It becomes wet.
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
Ans : TOMORROW
4. Why does a dog bite its tail ?
Ans : To make both ends meet.
5. What looks like half apple ?
Ans : The other half.
6. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
Ans : AGE.
7. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Ans : It caused a revolution.
8. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
Ans : Because it has its own scales.
9. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
Ans : Because it is too tyred.
10. Why letter E is like Death ?
Ans : Because it is end of 'LIFE'
11. What goes up but never comes down ?
Ans : Age.
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