Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
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Jolt Cola Co... - Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a... - The upgrade path to the most powerful and satisfying computer:
* Pocket calculator * Commodore Pet / Apple II... - THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete... - YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and... - LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room...
From the same category:
- Pretend to talk while pretending to be
asleep... - Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a... - Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for... - Twitch
a lot... - Shave one
eyebrow...
