Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
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1. After your humans give you a bath
DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run... - Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans
** After your humans give you a bath
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A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog
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1. free dinners
2
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get... - SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:
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You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling...
