Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
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1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned,
and then look away quickly... - Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a
Rolls-Royce.
The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts... - MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS
1. After your humans give you a bath,
DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run... - Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans
** After your humans give you a bath,
DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself... - 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
1. free dinners
2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get... - SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling...
From the same category:
- Smoke jimson weed.
Do whatever comes naturally... - Point west at 3 AM every night and yell,
It came from that way... - Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
" Be creative... - Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day.
If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment... - Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster...
