I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.
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- You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message.... - Tech Help
"Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
"What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.... - Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like
no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home.... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
..... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?... - Announcing the:
1988
REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis.... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired... - This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
