I Don't Want To Bore You With Metaphysics, But How Do You Know This Is An Answering Machine?

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I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.