- Clinton Bashing
There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington.
Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he's about to be hit by a car....
- POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT
BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING
What he says.
...........................What he means ...
- US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to
The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin....
- How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got tha...
- Subject: something to show for it
Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a
"spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
He remarked that it will be good, for o...
- President-Elect Clinton promises to make the administration more
representative of the population.
Well, I think he should consider making Millie the Dog Secretary of State....
- Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton
Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
- Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans with his presence?...
- I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.