Don't Worry, He's Never Bitten Anyone.
Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?
Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ...
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY Ooooops!
Let me ask your opinion, nurse... Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?...
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....